More Money More Problems

In an attempt to finally quench the thirst of 98% of all Angelinos' hunger for another NBA championship from our beloved Lakers, this one may be hard to come by. As our country's current situation of being working under an economic recession, money is at less of an ease of expense, especially when it comes to celebrating. But by neglecting this public celebration of a long-awaited accomplishment by the very purple-and-gold warriors we all know and love, wouldn't this be a strike blow to the die hard and beloved citizens of this city? I don't think Jerry Buss has spent all of his cash at the jewelry stores for his tramps, and tickets at Staples are the highest out of all the country for a reason. If the Lakers bring the finals back to L.A. for the ticket expenses, NBA haters will just gain another reason to back their philosophy on a corrupt/money based America. Any who, I propose the city write a petition on a mandatory Laker parade. School is almost over, and kids need an actual legitimate excuse to ditch right? Please make this happen Mr. Buss.