Touch The Sky

The most innovative bastards on the face of the planet gave children and adults another creation to babble about. Pixar's newest movie "UP" was deemed to be pixar's best film yet. In my opinion its pixar's most creative project yet (sorry monsters inc. + ratatouille), and targeted a new audience, old people. Yes, old people. I bet it wasnt the heartwarming love life story of Mr.Frederickson that touched peoples' hearts, I blame the talking dogs. Anyways, the people over at Rotten Tomatoes have managed to create a Top 10 Pixar List in order of which of their movies are the best. Here I reveal mine, vuala.

10) A Bug's Life - (Very hard to follow up Toy Story as Pixar's second project, yet the caterpillar is really funny)
9) Cars - (Lighting McQueen is definitely the coolest race car ever)
8) Wall E - (Wall E and Eva defeat any disney love story, period)
7) UP - (Russell and Mr.Frederickson win prize for most entertaining and randomest duo ever)
6) Ratatouille - (Remy proves rats serve a purpose)
5) The Incredibles - (Who can beat a family of super heroes?)
4) Monsters Inc - (Sully and Mike manage to contain a world full of monsters, and Boo just shows everyone how shes the bravest 2 year old ever)
3) Finding Nemo - (Who ever thought life underwater would be so dramatic and adventurous?)
2) Toy Story 2 - (Woodie, Buzz and the gang do it again, this time with more drama. Are these movies really just cartoons?)
1) Toy Story - (Can't have Toy Story 2 without Toy Story Uno)

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Finally the Herbs Come Around

The dopest white dude to spit that jamrock. Ups to Matisyahu.

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Underdog Magic

Simply proving how the NBA has evolved into more of an individual superstar focal point, the focus of "team" basketball has finally resurrected its fame. As the Orlando Magic earn an unexpected trip to L.A. for the NBA Finals, the magic present themselves as triumphant underdogs who gave loyal followers a chunk of change who stuck with betting on them at sports books in Vegas. Aside from the great basketball the Magic has been playing all throughout the playoffs, I honestly think it was the media that got to them. As everyone by now has recognized the Lebron + Kobe commercials presented by Nike and the NBA, the Magic's series win contradicts the subliminal predictions of almost everybody, especially the predictions these commercials have presented. Notice how there were no Chauncey Billups + Dwight Howard sock puppets? I knew Rafer Alston would justify his slap to Eddie House's dome. That bitch had it coming.

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Foreward

I never realized how unnoticeable, discreetly, and rapidly censorship has declined in modern day media. I guess you could say the blockade of "bad words" has remained as effective as always but haven't you pondered that commercial culture has managed to gleam its find to other ways of promoting the same institution that censorship blocks? I guess this might as well be my own interpreation to that. Brought to you by the same idiot who promoted fresh air and gonzo related journalism, enjoy the propaganda which I claim is justified by my mind speaks true. Anyways, this is just any other blog. Right?

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